A WTF!? Moment... Chew Toys

Chew toy:  Noun.  An individual to referred to with carnal affection, NSA, FWB.  Carnal relations aside, this term is a reference to one’s lack of relationship with another. 

In today’s society, sexual frustration and need has created multiple terms for such relations.  For the most part, there is no longer a taboo against simply “getting it on” with another individual without defining boundaries of a relationship.  If you ask individuals within my circle they will tell you I have ultimately mastered such a craft, sharing erotic energy and keeping things without complication.  Yes, it is nice to have a friendship that you can rely on another to get what you need, what every human being lusts after.  However, when is too much too much? 

“I think we have a stage five clinger”  This phrase was coined by a hilarious movie.  It refers to a person of the feminine persuasion that clings to the object of her affection with tenacity and ferocity.  Most guys don’t want a relationship, simply an opportunity to get his rocks off when needed.  Additionally, they tend to cut things off without explanation when they feel the other is getting too “clingy”, falling into a dangerous zone of impending relationship status.  Facebook posts that read, “OMG I love my woogly bear”.  And something that makes some guys cringe at the mere mention: constant overwhelming attention.

I will admit, I have a lot of energy to give to those around me.  Attention and affection.  Licking, biting, hugging… all forms of showing affection.  Some people like it, some crave it, and others dislike and abhor it.  It all depends on that individual’s perception of what they want out of the friendship.  Some like simply to meet and engage in otherwise creative goings on, yet the individual that catches and holds onto my attention is the energy filled entity that wants to have fun.  Socializing, hanging out, grabbing a bite to eat, a normal friendship… just with added benefits.  This is harder to find, hold on to.  Still trying to find that one person who has the same interests, goals in life.  Just wants to have a companion, without any attachments or unreasonable expectations for the other person.  Thus is life, waiting for something that may not exist, going after things that seem to daunting to pursue. 

Chew toy: Noun.  A reasonable expectation in a relationship, or the lack thereof.